About 100 years ago, Women lived in a dismal time.
They couldn't go to college,
And half of them couldn't even work for a dime.
Colleges were filled with no more than men.
Women couldn't even become students there.
Just imagine how stressful that was back then.
Women couldn't go to college, which was a fact.
But something in 1862 would change all that.
It was the little "Morrill Act"
And so began the first "home economics" class
Women were so proud they whooped and jeered,
Because women could finally sit in college at long last.
The class was welcome, kind of like reading comics.
It soon grew, dominating nations.
In a nutshell,
The hype today in the tech world is apples new revolutionary laptop, the Mac book wheel which actually does away with the keyboard. The thing just came out yesterday when apples chief designer thought of a brainless idea while he was eating cow droppings.
I was lucky enough to get my hands on one of these babies, and oh boy, typing truly is a thing of the past with this new wheel. As well as other computer features.
The sleek looking attractive white wheel makes it a heck of a lot easier to type to someone when sending an email message or an instant message. The laptop, which has a new battery called the powered optical stimulant, or, POS,
Cube
I shall coolly cube this meat fast!
Cut in shortening.
The chef skillfully performed cut in shortening while singing the barny theme song.
Deep fry.
Deep frying is like taking a bath except hotter
Dice.
Dicing is to crumbs as tiger is to house cat.
Dissolve
The butter pondered of pleasant thoughts as she dissolved delicately down in the boiling water.
Dot. "I shall dot thine Devine delectable with thy own . Sprinkle?" the schef said shockingly.
Double boilers
Double boilers hold so many flavors, and so many heats, and so many taste but it can't hold it's cool.
Dough
"Dough de re fa so la tee!" my mother san
This needs some explaining. I was to write a sentence with the word in it. Enjoy.
Chill.
"I think you need to take a 'chill out' in the big ice box!" scolded the meat.
Chop.
Chopping is fun. It gets the dirty job done.
Coat.
I shall coat thine chicken, so it can be ready for good cooking.
Cobbler.
Cobbler is well, cobbler is fine. It's made with a biscuit that tastes just divine.
Condiments.
Condiments are like dogs. You don't have to have them, but you can't resist.
Confectioner's sugar.
Confectioner's sugar and regular sugar had a battle. Both of them were lost due to seasoning shortage.
Cool.
You're cool in a cool way
Cream.
I am not sure I passed the state test you need to pass in order to graduate yet. Stupid testing but I am acting as if I did and writing essays for college scholarships.
To whom it may concern.
I, Levi Ayres, am applying for (xxx) scholarship. I am reasonably a hard working student with the will and determination to strive and be the best I can be in my job or workplace. I want to write as a future career. I am going to go to the Saint Johns River community college and complete two years there, and then I will be attending the Jacksonville University to choose a major in either English or journalism. In my high school years, I have shown cou
The handsome judge invites me in
Gray clouds calmly cluster behind the man.
I approach ready to take consequence for my sin.
waiting on his words, a swift approaching van.
Time stretches thin. he leans near.
My heart screams to apologize and beg.
"you may think I'm a fool, but I sense your fear."
"Spare my life! Take my arm or my leg!"
Punishment looks at me with deadly divine eyes.
"Since You've made up using good deeds, You're free."
My lift of spirit seems to clean the skies.
"I promise from now on, I'll be as calm as a tree."
I thank god, forever sorry what I did with the knife.
I step out in the bright blue sky, now eternall
About 100 years ago, Women lived in a dismal time.
They couldn't go to college,
And half of them couldn't even work for a dime.
Colleges were filled with no more than men.
Women couldn't even become students there.
Just imagine how stressful that was back then.
Women couldn't go to college, which was a fact.
But something in 1862 would change all that.
It was the little "Morrill Act"
And so began the first "home economics" class
Women were so proud they whooped and jeered,
Because women could finally sit in college at long last.
The class was welcome, kind of like reading comics.
It soon grew, dominating nations.
In a nutshell,
The hype today in the tech world is apples new revolutionary laptop, the Mac book wheel which actually does away with the keyboard. The thing just came out yesterday when apples chief designer thought of a brainless idea while he was eating cow droppings.
I was lucky enough to get my hands on one of these babies, and oh boy, typing truly is a thing of the past with this new wheel. As well as other computer features.
The sleek looking attractive white wheel makes it a heck of a lot easier to type to someone when sending an email message or an instant message. The laptop, which has a new battery called the powered optical stimulant, or, POS,
Cube
I shall coolly cube this meat fast!
Cut in shortening.
The chef skillfully performed cut in shortening while singing the barny theme song.
Deep fry.
Deep frying is like taking a bath except hotter
Dice.
Dicing is to crumbs as tiger is to house cat.
Dissolve
The butter pondered of pleasant thoughts as she dissolved delicately down in the boiling water.
Dot. "I shall dot thine Devine delectable with thy own . Sprinkle?" the schef said shockingly.
Double boilers
Double boilers hold so many flavors, and so many heats, and so many taste but it can't hold it's cool.
Dough
"Dough de re fa so la tee!" my mother san
This needs some explaining. I was to write a sentence with the word in it. Enjoy.
Chill.
"I think you need to take a 'chill out' in the big ice box!" scolded the meat.
Chop.
Chopping is fun. It gets the dirty job done.
Coat.
I shall coat thine chicken, so it can be ready for good cooking.
Cobbler.
Cobbler is well, cobbler is fine. It's made with a biscuit that tastes just divine.
Condiments.
Condiments are like dogs. You don't have to have them, but you can't resist.
Confectioner's sugar.
Confectioner's sugar and regular sugar had a battle. Both of them were lost due to seasoning shortage.
Cool.
You're cool in a cool way
Cream.
I am not sure I passed the state test you need to pass in order to graduate yet. Stupid testing but I am acting as if I did and writing essays for college scholarships.
To whom it may concern.
I, Levi Ayres, am applying for (xxx) scholarship. I am reasonably a hard working student with the will and determination to strive and be the best I can be in my job or workplace. I want to write as a future career. I am going to go to the Saint Johns River community college and complete two years there, and then I will be attending the Jacksonville University to choose a major in either English or journalism. In my high school years, I have shown cou
The handsome judge invites me in
Gray clouds calmly cluster behind the man.
I approach ready to take consequence for my sin.
waiting on his words, a swift approaching van.
Time stretches thin. he leans near.
My heart screams to apologize and beg.
"you may think I'm a fool, but I sense your fear."
"Spare my life! Take my arm or my leg!"
Punishment looks at me with deadly divine eyes.
"Since You've made up using good deeds, You're free."
My lift of spirit seems to clean the skies.
"I promise from now on, I'll be as calm as a tree."
I thank god, forever sorry what I did with the knife.
I step out in the bright blue sky, now eternall
They all think Im crazy. Well maybe they're all crazy, have you ever thought of that? What if I trapped all of them in a room by themselves with the blood-stained walls and beds. They don't believe us when we tell them we can still hear and see the former screaming, laughing "patients". Why don't we all just switch places? Watch them go insane. Not be able to eat or sleep. Fiddle their thumbs and tap there feet and try and hum to calm them selves down. Try and kill themselves, try to end the pain. Seeing the deamons crawlig all over them. Fearing for their lives, screaming at the windows as we pass to get them out. Begging, screaming, crying,
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